#totallyreasonableusesforaplunger

Fashion that's stylish AND practical.

Because sometimes you want horns, and sometimes you don't.

A durable and resilient option for anyone that adopts

Easily adjusts to accommodate individuals of different heights and

Just fill the hollow sections to increase the weight!

Non-simians may need slight modifications to take full advantage.

Unlike other "indestructible" chew toys, this one might actually

A plunger spoon succeeds where normal spoons fail: taking

It's portable AND accurate!

This would totally work...if you remembered to sharpen your